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Reduce / Expedite Team Hoodie
Navy / S
$42.99
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Reduce / Expedite Team Hoodie
$42.99
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Unable Co “Reduce Speed, Expedite Descend” Hoodie
This mid-weight hoodie carries quiet confidence — and a phrase every pilot and controller has heard, said, or silently questioned.
“Reduce Speed, Expedite Descend.”
Two instructions.
One aircraft.
Zero physics.
Printed cleanly across the chest, the design reads like standard phraseology — calm, professional, by the book. But those who understand aerodynamics know the contradiction. Energy management has limits. Gravity has rules. And sometimes the clearance wants everything at once.
The white canvas keeps it minimal and intentional, while subtle sleeve detailing adds that insider touch — low-key aviation humor that doesn’t need explaining. It’s the kind of statement piece that gets a nod from across the room, whether you’re in a crew lounge, on a coffee run after shift, or layered up for a cold early-morning briefing.
The brushed interior and roomy kangaroo pocket make it ideal for long walks, night shifts, and post-duty decompression. Classic fit, drawstring hood, and structured fabric weight give it a familiar feel — comfortable, dependable, and built for repeated wear.
A hoodie for those who understand that sometimes, professionally, you say it anyway.
Unable Co — where physics politely disagrees.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, structured fit
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- DTF/DTG chest and sleeve prints with optional embroidery placements
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric with tear-away label for comfortable all-day wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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